Mi Aventura Sudamericana

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Brazil it aint

After what I am now understanding are the regular delays associated with air travel in Brazil, I arrived in Natal, and got the bus to Pipa. I was a little taken aback when I walked down the street to find a hostel though - the narrow, cobble-stoned streets are choked with traffic, both pedestrian and vehicular (and lots of dune buggies); upscale, expensive shops sell beach clothes and jewelry; and shiek restaurants serve up crepes, pizza, and expensive drinks. Wealthy-looking European families strolled down the street with kids in tow. I thought I was going to a Brazilian beach town, but it's more like Generic Beach Resort where the people happen to speak Portuguese. Apparently most of the houses here are owned by wealthy Europeans, and even most of the Brazilians here aren't from the area - they just come here to work. So OK, a little disappointing, and not the kind of place that is normally on my itinerary. But I scheduled 10 days here, and already have my air travel booked, so I'll just have to make the most of it.

Pipa is basically one road that runs parallel to the beaches, which are just a short walk down the cliffs. And they're pretty spectacular; several crescents of perfect white sand carved out of multicolored cliffs with lava lamp rings of red and beige. I haven't seen the dolphins yet, but apparently they are around and I can expect to see them at my surf lesson tomorrow, swimming nearby. I got off to a slow start on the surfing due to a quick start on the partying (which consists of going to The Bar and then later to The Club and drinking caparinhas, sour little beasts made out of lime, a little sugar, and the local swill distilled from sugar cane). I got invited to a house party my second night here, although it was in a new house that a Spanish guy bought, so I can't really say it was a Brazilian party.

There is some live music tonight at The Club, but it doesn't start until 1am, so I can't decide if I should try and go see it or not - surfing starts at 9. But then, if you're going to be in Brazil you have to learn to dance...

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Just a short update, and a lame one, at that

First, a hint: three new posts today. Make sure you read them all!

I'm back in Manaus for the day. The bad news: I thought my flight left last night. I was so convinced, in fact, that I went to the airport - and wondered "why isn't my flight on the departure screen?" On the plus side, I got to experience the sheer insanity that is the Manaus bus system, where each stop services 30 different routes, and the drivers don't slow down - maybe they'll flash their lights, but mostly you just have to pay close attention if you want to flag one down, squinting into the headlights in the dark of night trying to read the numbers. And then once you get on, the drivers power through the streets with a vengence, pedal to the floor and slowing down for nothing. I always sing that Vilent Femmes song to myself on the bus, you know, with the line "damn city bus/moves so slow." Not appropriate here. Anyways, I don't know if I messed up when I bought my ticket, if I thought I would be getting back a day later, or if it was just the only flight from Manaus to Natal I could get, but It's lame because I have nothing to do in here. So I spent the morning looking at the lame touristy areas in the center (which mostly consist of a couple of mediocre buildings left over from the rubber-boom days of the 19th century), and now I'm just killing time. It might be a "get high and watch girls in the street" kind of day. Either that, or sit in my room in my underwear in front of the fan and watch blurry cable TV. Damn, travelling is exotic and fun, eh?

I made it back safely from the Xixuau. Chris, Karissa and I made the trip, which was interesting because Karissa had a falling out with the other girls (over a boy, surprise, and the fact that they're all dumb idiots that revel in drama and cattiness), so she kinda sorta wanted to be friends. I tried to lend a sympathetic ear and act interested. As we loaded up, a family of giant river otters came to watch, and as if to say goodbye. We took the Xixuau speedboat to the nearest village, where the public boat would pick us up. What I didn't know was that it would be a 10 hour wait, because Chris declined to mention it - sort of like how he declines to mention anything really. So we pitched our hammocks on the dock and tried to ward of the mosquitoes and get some sleep. Around 4am, the boat finally showed up, and we loaded our stuff, re-pitched our hammocks, and chugged off towards Manaus. The trip was dull and uneventful, and mostly I just hung in my hammock and read (I'm reading Trainspotting right now; it's a lot more disjointed than the movie, and makes me scared to go to Scotland, like everyone is a hooligan or an addict waiting to kick the shit out of me). Just like the ride up, the trip was devoid of river pirates, to both my relief and disappointment.

So tonight, at 3am, I have an actual flight out of here. Hopefully there's some nice trade winds in Natal. It's friggin hot here!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Why the Amazon rocks

Socially, this place has been a bit miserable for me. But fortunately, the days pass in a sort of languid, hazy pace, just like the creeping flow of the Jauaperi. Time just sort of dissolves, so I hardly notice that I've been having a miserable time of it for over a week now.

But that's the first thing I like about being here - that for the past 10 days, I've hardly used my watch at all, I have no idea what day it is, and I haven't made any transactions of buying or selling at all. It's just a totally different lifestyle that most people from the "developed" world never get to experience or appreciate.

Then there's the jungle, and the immense amount of life within it. Everything seems more vivid here, despite the slow pace. The jungle seems especially green, and the sky seems to sit especially high or especially low - depending on whether or not there's a storm passing through. And when one does, it's torrential sheets of rain, thunder and lightning, and whole new rivers being formed - for about 15 minutes, and then the sun returns, the humidity rises, and tranquility sets back in. At night, the darkness in the miloca is more complete than anything I'm used to, maybe even than anything I've ever experienced - I can't even see my own hand in front of my face. My senses defer to sound, which picks up bats burrowing in the roof, and bugs, crickets and monkeys in the jungle around me.


Being in the Amazon, everything is both sped up and slowed down, simultaneously. Nothing seems in a hurry here, but at the same time, there are more daily reminders of life and death than anyplace I've ever been. One day, after a hard rain, the resident flock of vultures were crouched in dead trees, their wings spread wide. They were just trying to dry them off, but the effect was ominous. The jungle constantly reminds you that death begets life, and vice versa. Anyplace you go, there are pythons eating dolphins eating baby cayman eating fish eating spiders eating bugs. Trains of ants that can devour the remains of a small mammal in no time at all. Pirhanas eating smaller fish, and people eating pirhanas. Old, decaying trees with new saplings growing out of them. Circle of life, and all that (cue the damn song).


There is a praying mantis the size of my hand that lives in the miloca. Anytime I take a canoe, river dolphins come up for puffs of air all around us, and at night, bats circle overhead, feasting on those nasty little bastard black flies that leave large, bloody welts on my pale skin. The fiery red eyes of cayman glow beneath the beams of our flashlights. The eery, wailing screams of howler monkeys invade my dreams, and never fail to make me shudder during the day - they sound like the dead trying to rise from the grave. On one walk in the jungle, we saw toucans loudly and joyously saluting the coming rain, spider monkeys, brightly colored pairs of macaws, and fresh peccary foot prints - followed closely by jaguar footprints(!). Oh yeah, and our guide machetied off a vine-like tree branch with marbled, chocolatey flesh inside, and we drank water out of it. It was pretty special.

During the day, hordes of butterflies swarm around the end of our dock, a fluttering parade of orange, yellow, black and white. And, for arachnaphobes, there are spiders everywhere. They come in all sizes, but while I had this image of the Amazon that there were huge, hairy spiders everywhere - lurking in the bathroom, hiding in your shoes and bedsheets - most of the spiders are quite small and harmless. But they WILL be on you much of the time, because that's how the jungle works (the translucent ones a little smaller than the palm of my hand that skitter around and jump across the water or whatever else they're on creep me out the most).


Under my regular house arrest at the miloca, I haven't gotten to spend much time with the locals here, which is a shame. But I have noticed that they seem happy - many of them came to this community to see their lives much improved by luxuries such as three meals a day, electricity, and medicine - and closely knit with their families and communities. They are not particularly religious - while they say they believe in God, they also continue to follow the animist beliefs of forest spirits and such. There is no church in the village. Lacking proper supplies, they use notebook or computer paper to roll their cigarettes, and most of them smoke either tobacco or marijuana, or both. The men, who are laborers and river guides, have fit, muscular figures from paddling canoes all day. They also act as guides around the reserve, although I would't exactly call them Noble Stewards of the Sacred Forest - Alonho, my guide, wasn't above indiscriminantly hacking at plant life with his machete for no apparent reason, and the village boys have a grand time teasing and catching baby caimen at night. The women are large and jubilant; the children seem happy and playful (they even seemed happy to be in school, which I filmed some when it started again today). It is rude to wear your shoes inside, but they don't seem to keep the floors very clean - the floor where I'm typing now is littered with cigarrette butts. Strange? I think so...



I leave this place after lunch. I'll arrive in Manaus tomorrow afternoon, and my flight to Natal is late tomorrow night. There are things that I will miss about this rare, strange area of the world. Other things I will miss not so much. I am excited to surf! I will burn in the sun, but that is the price I suppose. Au revoir, Amazon.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Why the Amazon sucks

We landed the canoe on the far bank, and wandered through the village. Although there is electricity, the repaired generator hadn't been reinstalled, so it was impossible for me to tell the size, style, or quantity of buildings. We approached a round, raised structure, similar to the miloca but smaller, with a small generator powering a few bulbs and a stereo. The dancing was in full swing, and I was relieved that there was no reggaeton (I've had my fill of reggaeton for a while). I was immediately lead to the white, English-speaking group. I wouldn't go so far as to say my reception was cold, but it was apparent pretty quickly that the visiting girls saw me as an intrusion ("so, why are you here?" was my first greeting, from the perpetually sour-faced Jaimie), and the local boys saw me as a threat (they wouldn't talk to me at all - they were too busy fighting over who got the next dance with the exotic foreign girls).



Now will begin in earnest my bitching about how lame it is here (socially - next chapter, "why the Amazon rocks"):



There are five and a half people here that speak English. The half is an Italian girl, Eva, who has a basic vocabulary, but is hard to have actual conversations with (although she's nice enough). There are two girls from Vermont, Karissa and Jaimie, and then there are Chris's two daughters, Nicole and Katherine, who live in Italy in the winters with their mom, and in Brazil in the summers with their dad. The first two days I spent almost solely with the VT girls. They are both 18, cute, and really, really annoying. Jaimie is a perfect example of white-trash, ie she's stupid, crude, loud, and doesn't care in the least about it (and she didn't know Alaska was a state, which doesn't exactly score points with me). I used to think "hey, that's cool that people like Kid Rock revel in their white trash culture, everyone is different, who am I to judge?" but now I think that the idea of white trash really just epitomizes all the negative, and often correct, stereotypes about people from the United States. We revel in our ego, having to restrain ourselves is just Unamerican, and we love our country, even if that means not knowing about the places our military bombs or not learning the language of the places we visit (I have never heard either of the VT girls speak a word of Portuguese, and they've been here a month. Cardinal rule of travelling: the first thing you should do is learn to say "thank you"). Karissa is a lot smarter, but a lot meaner, too. Several times I've made idle comments in an attempt to engage in conversation (like "wow, it's really hot today. Or is this pretty normal?"), and she just responds with a curt little giggle and a short response, just to let me know how stupid I was for asking something. Or trying to talk at all.



Whenever the girls do anything, they don't invite me. They hardly speak to me at all, in fact. If I speak to them, their answers are short and noncommittal to conversation. Keep in mind that I am basically trapped at the miloca except for planned excursions, so I can't hang out with the villagers and think about how I can't speak Portuguese. Once Chris' daughters started coming over more, it just doubled the annoyingness: basically all those girls do is sit around and talk about boys, and talk shit on people - who's ugly, who's dumb, what the latest social scandal is (more or less who's cheating on who). It's not just aggravating because I have no decent company, but also - hey, I'M a boy! My third or fourth day here, Jaimie decided she didn't like the local boy she was hooking up with, but she was horny and wanted to get laid. "But who else is there?" she wondered. Nicole explained "It's hard, because it's a small community here. But maybe there's someone in the next village down river." This was basically in front of me, and is what I would consider another facet of white trash: complete lack of tact or discretion.



A couple days ago, a boat load of students from New York arrived here. There were about a dozen of them, and a couple teachers. They were, pasty, geeky-looking biology students, mostly 18-20, with those cheesy clothe floppy hats to keep the sun off and their pants tucked into their socks. And since the English-speaking world of the Xixuau is trapped in high school, the girls were not happy: "they're WEIRD. Did you see them? Are they going to eat with us? I don't want to eat with them. They'll eat all our food!" and on in that vein. Jesus fucking Christ, I ought to tip this canoe. I ended up getting drunk and playing cards with our guests on their boat.



And that's ANOTHER thing that is white trash, or maybe just American more generally: we have no idea how to host. Or how to be gracious at anything, really. Granted, hosting and greeting isn't done here nearly to the extent as it is in Chile, but still, you don't have to talk about how funny looking people are as you canoe past their boat.



So that's four of the five (and a half) English speakers here. Then there's Chris, the Scottish ex-pat who helped start the reserve. I'm not going to call Chris unlikable, but he definitely does nothing to make himself anything but. He has a kind of edge to him, a harshness that I think comes from something like a martyr complex since he left behind a life in the UK to Save the Amazon. Many times he has demonstrated that he thinks me incapable, lazy, or stupid. Like when we loaded from the large, public boat to the small speedboat on the way here, we were loading up all our stuff, and suddenly Chris said "are you getting off?" I just looked at him, confused - of course I'm getting off - and he added "do you want to load your stuff?" like he thought I expected him to do it for him. Today we were supposed to have an interview, but he also had to distribute monthly food rations to the families in the village. After lunch, he was loading up bags of food, and then he slipped away from the miloca without saying anything to me. I assumed he was busy, so sat around reading until about 3:30, when I was able to hitch a ride to the village. He was watching football, and said "what happened, I thought you were coming to my house after lunch for an interview." He wasn't angry, he just said it like I was stupid or incompetent. "Well you left without saying anything to me, and I thought you were busy over here." He just shrugged, looked away and replied "well, we'll have to do it tomorrow now." He is definitely a man that will not admit he was wrong; he also won't change his views in a conversation, because he's convinced of his ideas to a fault. A man who tells, doesn't ask. Maybe that helps him when he's trying to drum up donations for the Xuxuau in Europe? And it's not just me; one of the first things I learned from Chris was his contempt for Eva's attempt at trying to teach food education to the people here, he's constantly harassing the girls for sleeping in, and he doesn't hide his dislike for America and its people. Oh yeah, and he obviously doesn't give two craps about my project here: he never asks or talks to me about, even when I try and talk to him about it.



So anyways, that's the gamut of who I can talk to here. Like I said, I'm usually trapped on the miloca, reading. Which is why the Amazon sucks.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Look, dolphins to port!

That's "left" in sea-talk. See what an experienced mariner I've become? Then again, when you're as clever as I am you tend to pick up things like that on a 30 hour boat ride into the Amazon.


We started in Manaus, a perfect stereotype of a port town - narrow, one-way streets with small, one-room shops overflowing with goods (a lot like the towns in Bolivia, in fact - ironic considering they have no ports there), lots of people coming and going and stocking up on supplies, and then, of course, the port area itself: an endless stream of boats and longshoremen, the latter so thick that the river behind them can only be sensed, rather than seen. The workers loaded and unloaded goods coming and going from all over Brazil, while stereos cranked out funky reggae or the latest reggaeton song (or maybe it's the oldest - hear one, you hear them all). Most of the worlds white VW buses must be in Manaus, because the fleet seems endless; they are the vehicle of choice for transporting goods and people about town. Maybe it's cheaper to get the old beater painted white than any other color, but they all had fresh, identical exteriors, and I was confused more than once while on the lookout for my particular transport. Before I loaded onto the boat along with Chris and Tabacco (another Xixuau community member), I had to pick up a hammock for the overnight journey, have lunch, and go to the bank to pay for my trip. The lunch bit was easy, cheap and delicious - they love rice and beans, I love rice and beans. I went to a pay-by-weight place that had several delicious grilled meats, fresh salsas and fruits, and, yes, rice and beans. Finally, a country where I can eat on the cheap, and the food is excellent! But the banking part proved more difficult than lunch, and indeed more difficult than any previous attempt I'd made at getting cash while in South America - first, I had to find an ATM that sported a Cirrus, Link, or Mastercard logo, which was harder than it sounds. Next, I had to deal with the frustration that the first 5 machines I found with those logos would not dispense cash to me. "Unable to complete transaction at this time. Try again later." No explanation given. When I finally found a machine that would dispense cash, the most it would give me was 600 reais, or about US$300. I needed three times that, but the machine wouldn't complete another transaction, for the non-reason given above. Since I'd already exhausted virtually every ATM in town, it was off to the bank with my travellers checks, which I couldn't change because they were Visa checks and they would only accept American Express (not everyplace you want to be, apparently). In the end, I signed my checks over to the Amazon Association man in Manaus, and they let me come with on the boat.



We had to arrive early on the Bom Natal IV (Good Christmas IV) - a massive lump of a boat, perhaps 150 feet long, painted all white with royal blue trimmings - so that Chris could supervise the loading of all the stuff that was being brought to the reserve: besides fish, wood, and manioc flower (a starchy substance made from a tree root), the jungle doesn't provide a lot. So we loaded up meat, vegetables, rice, pasta, beer, soda, candles, matches, toilet paper, etc. along with the newly-repaired diesel generator that had gone on the fritz (since the installation of the solar project in 2002, the power needs of the reserve have grown considerably). Even once that was done, we still had a couple hours to kill, so we snacked on homemade coconut popsicles being sold by vendors wandering on and off the boats as we watched the endless parade of longshoremen load the rest of the cargo, destined for all the cities and towns upstream: manioc flower, all kinds of soda, boxes and boxes of formerly-frozen whole chickens, powdered milk, instant coffee, sugar, nails, shingles, bricks, furniture, appliances, and flats of eggs stacked perhaps 6 feet high, 4 feet deep, and 15 feet wide. All of this was brought on in a seemingly unlimited supply by longshoremen carrying seemingly impossible amounts - e.g. 2.5 liter bottles of soda, bundled into six packs, and one guy would carry three of those, propped in a stack on one shoulder. Meanwhile, it was virtually impossible to stay out of the way as passengers were also coming on board, buying passage, milling about, buying snacks, and looking for good hammock spots. This last bit proved important, as everyone jockeyed for position in the best spots - or any spot at all. A sign on the boat said that the boat could carry 140 people between the two decks, but it was obviously overloaded, which didn't seem to bother the harbor authorities checking off the manifest. What did bother them was that people wanted to set up camp on the very bottom deck, which is ostensibly only for cargo, but as soon as we weighed anchor people went into a mad frenzy trying to get their ropes rigged and their hammocks hung. And since our stuff was on the bottom deck, we rigged up there, stacked thick amongst the eggs and other passengers. Really though, I got a pretty good spot with a nice breeze. It may have been underneath a rather large, old Brazilian man, prompting me to hope that he had tied good knots, but at least I wasn't in the aft of the deck - right next to the bathrooms, and above the fumes and noise of the diesel motors. Several people who didn't jockey well enough for hammock positions ended up back there, which looked downright miserable.



As we pulled out into the tar-black waters of the aptly named Rio Negro, the sun was setting and the lights of Manaus were beginning to twinkle. As soon as we travelled around the bend and away from the city, fierce lightning storms began to rage far away on either bank, lighting up the clouds with fiery bronze and orange explosions, like Napoleonic-era battles being fought for control of the territory. But above us, it was all stars. I always forget how many there actually are, since I spend most of my time in places with too much light pollution to actually see them all. But when I can, I'm always serenely amazed at their number, twinkling away in milky-white patches across the night sky. Even more exotic is that I'm in the Southern Hemisphere, so the stars are all out of place, and I recognize no constellations. But looking at the stars always makes me feel tranquil, kind of like the beach I guess. Self slips away at moments like staring at an endless ocean, whether of stars or water. OK, yes, I'm being a cheesy romantic again.

At first, being on the boat is fun and exciting, but it's a long ride, and eventually people settle in to wait. The lower deck was cargo and hammocks, the middle deck had a small kitchen (full board is included in the passage, and it wasn't half bad), but was mostly devoted solely to hammocks - looking through the deck, where every square meter was covered by hammocks of every color and size, I felt as if I had wandered into the hammock area of some bazaar in Casbah. The top deck was open-air, and had a small snack bar selling delicacies such as Skol beer (awful) and Flesh soda (orange flavored, also awful). There was also a television. Yes, even in the depths of the Amazon there is plenty of access to television, thanks to the magic of that parabolic plate we call the satellite dish. There was cell phone reception, too, which pretty much dissolved any romantic notions I may have had of adventure into the unknown.

The night passed uneventfully, and I slept well in my hammock. When I awoke, I was able to really see the river and the jungle for the first time, and be amazed at the river's scope: on either side of the boat, the water stretched to the horizon. At the edge was a thin strip of green, and above, an endless, sunny heaven of blue and white. I mostly hung out and drank beer, and cursed the maddening similarities between Spanish and Portuguese as I tried to communicate or at least eavesdrop. I met one girl who claimed Spanish abilities, although we couldn't communicate much. Her friend said he spoke English, but seemed too shy to practice with me, despite my attempts (although not too shy to have CDs of him having sex mixed in with his music, I found out later). Occasionally people asked me questions, which I found flattering - their assumption that I speak any Portuguese at all, and that I'm just as good a person to ask as the Brazilian next to me - but I just said "que?" which I wasn't even sure was Portuguese for "what?"

Mid-afternoon of the second day, we transferred to the Xixuau speedboat. What I immediately realized as the stalled boats transferred supplies was that it was only the breeze from the moving ship that kept the oppressive heat and humidity of the jungle at bay - I became immediately sticky, and began to sweat hard. But the speedboat was a whole different experience from the Bom Natal, as it was only about 25 feet long and sat just above the water. As our driver maneuvered expertly through the dense, flooded forest, I couldn't suppress my smile as I thought "wow, I'm in the AMAZON." The sense had become real as the Amazon pressed in on both sides - no actual land in sight - as we zipped through the open river that was occasionally punctuated by small mazes of tightly-packed, flooded forests (it's high-water season). Not much animal life was evident, except for the spiders, which are kind enough to build houses that are easy to see - delicate orb webs and intricate box webs seemed to be strung on every leaf and branch, and they shimmered in the late-day sun. I didn't see much else, thanks to our speed and the noise from our engine, no doubt, until the evening. That was when I noticed the lightning bugs, as large as my thumb, making their way over the river and blinking at regular intervals, like tiny little cargo planes. Often they would barrel straight for us, and veer away at the last second (I've never really seen lightning bugs, so I was thrilled). We would have to stop and refill our small fuel tank from a barrel of gas occasionally, and I wondered what would happen if our engine wouldn't start again - as it threatened to do each time we had to fill up. Unlike the feeling I got on the Bom Natal, on the speedboat I sensed as if we were in the middle of nowhere, with only our wits and 25 feet of tin separating us from the undoubtedly pirhana-filled waters and hostile, thick jungle.

Long after darkness had fallen, we finally arrived at the milaca, the open-air guest-house for tourists at the Xixuau, which can host up to 18 people. It was an impressively large, but simple affair with perhaps a 30 foot, conical, palm-thatched roof. The rooms were more like the Amazon version of cubicles than actual enclosed rooms - the walls extended only about 8 feet high, so there's no real sense of separation in the building. There's a sizable kitchen (by South American standards) and a separate building of showers and bathrooms (and septic system). The whole place gets its energy from the solar array and bank of eight truck batteries adjacent to it, although there are only a few compact fluorescent bulbs to power - lighting in the individual rooms comes only from candles.

After dropping my stuff, I got a much-needed, cold but not unpleasant shower. When I came out, I overheard Chris explaining to some of the villagers about the debacle I had changing money. Sure, I wouldn't have wanted to wait in the van for two hours either, but I was a little hurt that he didn't at least tell that story while I was in the shower or something. I almost said something like "but it all worked out in the end, right Chris?" After all, my first impression was now officially "sheltered gringo who can't negotiate the Big City, let alone an alien jungle." I held my tongue, despite the temptation to prove that I could understand some Portuguese. Not a huge deal by itself, but unfortunately it proved to be an indication of the overall unpleasantness of the social scene here.

After I had showered, I was invited by Chris across the river to the village for a party - it was Saturday night. The milaca is isolated from the village proper, so transfers must be made by dugout canoe. How could I refuse a party? As we pushed off the dock, I noticed the intense noise from the jungle life, and how silent the canoe was in the water. "We're not the loudest, not here," I thought. We headed off into the black night, towards the cough of a generator and the pitch and thrall of samba music.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Reflections on the other Paris

My sister Erin finally arrived safely, albeit a day late, which is a bummer since her vacation was only going to be 12 days anyways, and one day had to be spent in Seattle. But we had a great time - we rented a sweet little apartment right in the center, a two minute walk to the subway. We took tango lessons, and struggled with the notoriously complex Buenos Aires bus system, went to museums, and ate a lot of great food (MAN these guys know how to do steak). And one night it started snowing - the first time that has happened in the city since 1918. It was pretty special, to see all the amazing architecture through a film of huge, gently falling flakes of white.

Erin and I weren't sure if we were interested in tango; we had been hoping to take some salsa lessons but finding tango lessons turned out to be much easier. We ended up doing both, but ended up loving tango in the end. It has a pretty steep learning curve, but the end result is a really spectacular, focused, passionate dance. And the music is cool. I think we ended up doing pretty good, considering my Spanish vocabulary doesn't include a lot of dance terms, and Erin has no Spanish at all - making it pretty tough to understand the instructions being called out in the large group lessons. But we got some basic steps down, and had a lot of fun.

Of course, Buenos Aires is a huge city at nearly 3 million people in the city proper, and over 12 million in the metro area (there are only about 40 million in the whole country), and this meant our dance classes weren't so close to home. And THAT meant either negotiating the complex bus system of the city, or using the beautifully simple subway system and then taking a taxi to the school. The subway system is much older than the one I saw in Santiago - in fact, the A line is the oldest in South America, built in 1913 - but it has a lot more personality: intricate colored tiling that matches the line (green tile in the green line stations), artistic murals, and some of the cars are the originals with wooden interiors. Many of the exit stations likewise have the old wooden posts inside. But sometimes Erin and I felt adventurous, and when we would go places off the subte (from the Spanish subterraneo, or "underground") - like our dance classes - we would try and use the buses. This meant first consulting the transit guide, to find out what buses went roughly to the area we were going - the transit guide divides the city into small grids, and displays which buses run in each grid, but not where they go or where the stops are. So, after cross-referencing the buses that ran where we were going with the buses that ran where we were, we next had to start asking people where we could get X bus. The kiosks, or little mini-mart type stores, were good for this. Then, I had to watch like mad as the bus ran a labyrinthine route through the city so I could try and determine when we were in the grid we were trying to get to. This was stressful. Oh yeah, and you have to make sure you're going the right direction - one night we took the bus going away from the center, instead of into it, and we had to get off. And, since we didn't have enough change for another bus ride (they take only coins, and there are no transfers) we ended up having to take an expensive taxi ride home. And this was after I made a small navigation error and walked us the wrong way for 15 minutes. The moral of the story: go with a porteno, or just take the subte as close as you can get and cab it.

There were a lot of funny little idiosyncrasies in Buenos Aires that I enjoyed. One was discovering that there is a sizable Jewish population there, which I found out when I saw the McDonalds, and then across from it was the kosher McDonalds, with a clientele where yamakas and head scarves featured prominently (that was the idiosyncratic part, not the Jewish population itself, although after the experience I started seeing little bits about the history of the population in the city). Piropos weren't as evident there as in Chile, although if a girl is out jogging in spandex all bets were off, and the men couldn't seem to whistle or yell loud enough. Our apartment was just off a large main avenue, and I knew we were at the right cross-street when I saw the billboard proclaiming "9 out of 10 people prefer to worry less. Buy this insurance today." Medicine in Argentina seems to revolve around aspirin, and they combine it with everything: caffeine, weight-loss products, antacid products - and then they place billboards for these products on billboards all around town, because I need some aspirin with my caffeine pill! There's the ubiquitous yerba mate, drunk from traditional silver straws at any point where you can sit and enjoy it - in parks, at offices, at meals. In fact, often times when meeting Argentines abroad you will see them carrying around huge sacks full of mate, so they never have to go without. Some of the food featured strange combinations, like Roquefort cheese and celery empanadas, or avocado-apple salad. But it was all good, and that was one great thing about Buenos Aires, everything there is just really nice. The food is all delicious, the buildings are all beautiful, and even the signs are always intricately hand-painted to a standard of aesthetics that we just don't seem to appreciate or understand how to do in the US.

The portenos we met I thought were all very friendly and helpful, despite having a reputation for being snobby and pretentious - but maybe they can be that way to other Argentines. I didn't quite see why Buenos Aires is supposed to have a population of such beautiful people, which is it's reputation (supposedly helped by a large amount of plastic surgery), but since I didn't see the people as being so cold and stand-offish as they supposedly are, that worked out, I think. I'd rather have a good conversation with an ugly person than wonder why the beautiful one won't talk to me at all. It's funny though, because in Chile the Argentines have a robust reputation for being outgoing, spontaneous, artistic, and fun. I had several Chileans of different ages and genders tell me this, and then they would add that Chileans were all so serious and business-like. I didn't find the Argentines to be so different than what the Chileans imagine, but I do think the Chileans are selling themselves short - they're way more silly and spontaneous than I found in Buenos Aires, and they have such funny hair and clothes, and, well, I loved those guys.

The portenos did live up to their reputation for being fashionable, though (unlike their Chilean neighbors). Most women wore pointy-tipped, high leather boots, while the men were sure to be wearing something that could be shined - no tennis shoes here. Fancy wool coats and matching scarves were everywhere. There are a huge number of fashion designers in Buenos Aires, many of them who make it big on the international scene. This means a large variety of innovative and occasionally funky clothing, which is often sold in innovative venues: Erin and I stumbled upon a market of independent designers one day, who were showing their wares in an old, white-washed brick parking garage. There was cool music playing, and half of the area was still functioning as parking. It was one of those places where you kind of just had to buy something, because it's just so cool to have cool clothes that come from such a cool place. We both picked up some new shirts.

My Brazil trip is all planned out, and it worked out better than I imagined - when I went in to buy my airpass, where you can get up to four flights within 21 days anyplace in Brazil, the agent didn't notice that I had planned my flights over 25 days instead of 21, so I got just the itinerary I wanted - it was a serious travel coup on TAM airlines. I fly into Sao Paulo, have a couple hours of a layover, and then continue on to Manaus. The next day I'll head into the Amazon to the Xixuau nature reserve, where I'll stay for 10 days, then about 8 days each in Natal, Salvador, and Rio de Jinero. Also, since I got to time my itinerary just how I wanted, instead of having to work within a restrictive 21 days, I get to start in each new place at the beginning of the week, and finish with the weekend, which will give me time to learn the city, make friends, and look into the good spots to go out, which I think will be a good way to do it. Like I said, a serious travel coup.